teacher: your homework will only have 4 problems!
homework: 1a 1b 1c 1d 1e 2a 2b 2c 2d 2e 3a 3b 3c 3d 3e 4a 4b 4c 4d 4e
parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now
Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.
me: i'm going shopping do you want something?
friend: nah, i'm fine
me: *eating cookies*
friend: give me one
me: are you fuckin kidding with me
Reblog this if it’s totally 100% okay to tag you in posts.
benedict cumberbatch returns home after a long flight